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Pocket Phrasebook · 9th edition · revised after the outage

What your engineer actually means.

Developers speak a dialect of English built from hedges, euphemism and four hours of sleep. This phrasebook translates it, gently. No engineers were harmed. Several were consulted, and one of them said it was fine, probably.

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Poster illustration: a developer in headphones sits on a tiny island of keyboards and cables, sending speech bubbles full of abstract shapes toward a puzzled person in a rowboat holding an empty clipboard.

The Translator

Paste a sentence from standup, a code review, or the incident channel. Or tap one of the classics.

They meant

Pick a phrase. The phrasebook is listening.

Confidence
ETA multiplier
×1
Mood
Neutral

Estimate Exchange Bureau

Convert an estimate

The official exchange rule, handed down through generations: double the number, then go up one unit. Today's rate is printed below. Rates are not guaranteed. Neither is the estimate.

2 hours, at today's rate, is 4 days.

From the phrasebook

Tap a card to turn it over. Arranged by situation, like any good phrasebook.

Overhead view of a developer's desk at night: a yellow rubber duck, a mug of cold coffee, a blank sticky note, a keyboard missing keys, a half-eaten donut and a small cactus.

Field notes from the desk

This is a love letter, not a roast. Engineers talk in code because the truth is complicated, the deadline was set by someone else, and "I don't know yet" sounds worse in a meeting than it is.

function shipIt() {
  // TODO: remove before launch
  return probably(true);
}

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